Two marketers walk into a bar and laugh at the ABC’s poor grammar…

Last week @ABCnews24 published this headline: “Man seriously injured after being attacked by shark”.

You’ve got to feel for the poor bloke. He’s just been attacked by a shark. He’s distressed and probably in need of medical attention. But according to the ABC, he then gets seriously injured after the shark attack!!

What shocking luck. I wonder – did the paramedics drop him as they lifted him into the ambulance? Did he slip on rocks as he fled the surf? Are muggers lurking on our beaches just waiting to assault any poor sod who has been attacked by the men in grey suits?

Maybe the ABC should stick to what it does best – attacking the government.

So, given the topical nature of sharks and the incident involving legendary World Surfing Champion Mick Fanning, here’s some shark humour from the interweb.

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